Funny or Fury? Humor or Hate?

Call me a hypocrite if you want, I call it conflicted. I’ve been struggling to understand my Trump supporting friends. Sometimes it all feels like too much, so in an effort to lighten the mood, I’ve been keeping a list of funny names for The Name Caller-in-Chief.

While he is (shockingly, depressingly, threateningly) one of the most powerful people on earth, apparently Facebook will publish Trump’s name calling in video and writing, but deleted my post, and accused me of hate speech.

Admittedly this list did cause a fight between my friend and her husband. She was laughing to hard that she kept waking him!

What are your thoughts? And, do you have any names to add? ;-)

:-)

Name-caller in Chief
Trumple-thinskin
Orange Thousandiare
Fat Nixon
Trumpanzee
Trumpnazi
Spanky McBonespurs
Cadet Bonespurs
Mango Mussolini
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
Tangerweenie
Cheeto Shitler
He Who Shall Not Be Combed
Pussy-Grabber in Chief
Clown-Stick von Narcissist
Team Treason
Cheeto Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shit-Gibbon
Orange Menace
Cheeto-faced fuck Muppet
Tangerine Turd
SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the United States)
Agent Orange
The Angry Creamsicle
Barbecued Brutus
Benedict Donald
Boss Tweet
Bratman
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto-In-Chief
The Combover Con Artist
Comrade Cheetolino
Creep Throat
Crown Prince of Politwits
Darth Hater
Donald Chump
Donnie Bratso
Donnie TicTac
Draft Dodger Don
Dumbestdore
The Fanta Fascist
The Fraud of Fifth Avenue
Fuckface Von Clown-stick
Genghis Can’t
The Golden Wrecking Ball
The Great White Dope
Hair Furher
The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
The Infuriator
Last Of The Mango Mohawkans
Little Lady Fingers
King Leer
The Lone DeRanger
The Lyin King
Macho McGrump
Mango Mussolini
Orange Sex Pest
President Gold Man Sucks
President If-Urine-You’re-In
President Rancid Velveeta
Prima Donald
Pudgy McTrumpcake
Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
Sir Sissypants
The Talking Yam
Tangerine Tornado
Tie-Coon
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Vanilla ISIS
The White Pride Piper
Dolt-45
Orange Dubious Caesar
Cheeto Voldemort
President Snowflake
The 70 yr. old toddler
The Orange Blowfish
#NOTUS
BLOTUS (Biggest Liar of the United States)
TOTUS (Traitor of the United States)
Bela Lugrosi
Don Nots
Rollie Short Fingers
Orange Antichrist
President Blowhole
Tangering Twatwaffle
Farcissist
Rufous Diaperdump
Rufous Butt Rumpet
Rufous Tyrant.
Tangerine Tyrant
Tangerine Catastrophe
Hagfish-in-Chief
Lord Dampnuts (it’s an anagram)
Catastrophic Fuckhead
Rufous Fuckface
Pigface Of The United States (POTUS).
Presidick
Wankpuffin
Trumpenstein
Orange Anus
The Urine Haired Usurper
The Dildon (A rigid, hollow, phony, brainless, plastic dick)
Mandarine Malignancy
Odius Orange
Cheetolini
Tweetiloni
Comrade Combover
Genghis Con
Terrible Twitler
Whiner in Chief
Putino Weino
Lord of the Whine
Human Tanning Bad Warning Label
Tangering Crosby
Petulant Yam
El Douche
The Faschists Friend
Mango Mysogynist
Grabba the Hut
Mrs Steve Banon
Bloviator in Chief
President Grabit
Commander in Tweet
Tangering Palpatine
Cheeto Jesus
The Orange Douche Nozzle
The Bouffant Buffoon
Captain Chaos
Daddy Warbucks
Donald Dipshit
The Human Combover
Orange Caligula
Prima Donald
Whiny Little Bitch
The White Kanye
Hair Hitler
Donald Drumfkopf
Super-callous-fragile-ego-extra-braggadocious
Forrest Trump
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s BFF
The Trumpinator
Donald the Insufferable
Donald Chickenheart
Trumpasoreass Rex
Trumpenstein
The Weight Trumpkin
The Grim Groper
The King of Unintentional Comedy
Financially Embattled Thousandaire
Demander in Chief
Sniffles
The Orange Devil
The Orange Tyrant
The Orange Abomination
President Von Munchousen
Chauvinist-in-Chief
Job Security for Comedians
Humpty Trumpty
Trumpty Dumpty
A Delusional Fucktarded Orange Howler Monkey Leading A Circus of Freaks.
Squirrelwig McRacistPants
Cheeto Satan
Coral Babyhands
Fanta Fascist
Dreamsicle Demon
Orange Menace
El Hombre de Tang
Marmalade Mussolini
Orange Anusmouth
Hair Gropenfuhrer
Sunkist Stalin
Habañero Hitler
Mandarin Orange Mugabe
The Orange Peel
Orange is the new Splat
Tangerine Nutsack
Angry Creamsicle
Human-toupee hybrid
Cheetolini
The Orange Shitweasel
President Tang
Persimmon Toddler
Kim Jong Orange
Pantone Beelzebub
Hair Gropenfuhrer
Minute Maid Mao
Clueless Orange Julius
Papaya Batista
Sweet Potato Saddam
Doorknob Trundlefuck
Tropicana Mussolini
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
Twitler
Pumpkin Pinochet
Cheeze Wiz
Lemonhead Elect.
Peach Nehi President
Trump Brulée
Short Fingered Vulgarian
Orange Foolius
Pumpkin Spice Satan
Tang Tyrant
Mandarin Manchurian Candidate
Sunburned Stalin
Babyhands McCheetodick
Cheeto-in-Chief.
Candy Corn Kremlin
The Nacho Nazi.
Toupée Fiasco.
PEEOTUS.
Yam Vader
Genghis Con
Cantaloupe Caillou
Madking Littlehands
Velveeta Tweeta
Salmon Sadist
Hair Force One
Darth Cheeto
Ginger Genghis
Terra Cotta Turdface
Marmalade VonDouche
Kumquat Despot
Cantaloupe Caligula
Kremlin Gremlin
Lord Commander Marmalade
Papaya Pol Pot
Apricot Idi Amin
Gruesome Grifter
Lowercase President
Shady Marmalade
Benedict Donald
Cheeto Von Gropenstuff
Burnt Sienna Bumbaclot
Sherbert Pervert
Circus-Peanut-In-Chief
Jackass-o-Lantern
Komrade Kumquat.
tRump
Clueless Numpty
Bloviating Fleshbag
Weapons Grade Plum
Weaselhead Fucknugget
Touped Fucktrumpet
Witless Cocksplat
Tangarine Douchenozzle
Buttplug face
Cockwomble
Incomprehensible Fuckmuppet
Bogus POTUS
PEEotus
Cheeto Tweeto
Orangina
IQ45
Doucheald Trump
Tiny-fingered, Cheeto faced, feret wearing, shitgibbon
Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi Potus.

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