cut from the cloth of cowards

It’s the year 3005.
yes! i’ll be right by your side, till 3005

We are now living on Mars because Nigeria did not find it in Her heart to repair all the cracks in Her roads and to fix NEPA. Somehow, despite how impossible it might have seemed, She and some of her children were lucky enough to make the ‘Mars cut.’

i guess we can all hurray now
I won’t bore you with the details.

We are on this new planet with a new culture and an evolved spirit: there are no billionaires here, there are just people. Ordinary people. We finally outgrew that mental slavery called ‘capitalism’ and have decided that every person should have free access to life’s basic amenities, whether they work hard for it or not. We have also finally decided to prioritize our comfort over 5-day work weeks and schools have upgraded their curriculum to address the issues that really matter. The issues of love and life and principles, values without which nature cannot exist.

don’t be bored just yet, bear with me.

The hyper-smart door to his loft slides open as Bolade proceeds toward its sensors. “Welcome home Bola,” says Alexa, tucked away somewhere inside his poorly lit condo, where his gorgeous 19-year-old bride (ah yes, nigerians still marry too early, even in the future. some things will never change haha) was sitting half-naked on their plant-based organic water-bed. She fired him a quick smile. He smiled back, leaning forward to give her a kiss before sprinting to the toilet to empty his desperate bladder.

“How was Funke?
Did you do that thing to her?
I’m sure she enjoyed it!
Finish peeing and then come and gist me everything, jo o!”

“Actually, maa worry. let me FaceTime her myself so she can tell me how colorfully my husband painted her walls!”

[FaceTime ringing out loud from Bisola’s phone]
tilililil…tililillil…tililillil

“Funke!!!!”

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